Browse by Section: Going Away Party First Leg Of The Journey Chillaxin' in Nova Scotia Dartmouth and Montreal Crazy Los Angeles Dingo ate my baby Dingo ate my baby again December 8th, i think Earl of Hurl, Duke of Puke The Coastal Tour! Welcome to HELL - Outback, Part 1 Flies, Lots of Flies - Outback, Part deux Man-eating Sharks and Killer Crustaceans HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Tossing myself to a gruesome death! The Boat People Fraser Island ass-hurtin' 4x4in' Gawking in Noosa, Drunk at Bunk, Long Lost Cousin Back in Sydney! Manly in Manly! West Coast fun Fearless in New Zealand Easily Influenced in New Zealand Cross-dressing in New Zealand Guns and Rubber Bands in New Zealand Last Days of New Zealand Very Last Day of New Zealand I made it to Hong Kong! Heard Bangkok was Cool Phuket was nice except for the Death Threats Last Days in Thailand Fabulous Cambodia I love Cambodia, I really do Last day in Cambodia Good Times, Vietnam Hanoi and up the river Lost in tiny Singapore A vacation from my vacation Beijing and The Great Wall! Bugs in Beijing Not enough time in Japan I went back to Singapore First few days in HOT HOT HOT India Relaxing at my houseboat in Kashmir Climbing the Mountains of Kashmir - Days 1 and 2 Climbing the Mountains of Kashmir - Days 3 and 4 Climbing the Mountains of Kashmir - Days 5, 6 and 7 Last days in HOT HOT India It's bloody expensive in London Parental Guidance in Scotland Parental Guidance in Scotland - more pics! No where to drink in Ireland Tour of southern Ireland Northern Ireland: Belfast Beautiful Brussels, Belgium Satan made me do it (in Amsterdam) Switzerland is Gorgeous and the Giger Museum is there! More of Sweet Switzerland Here's some more of Switzerland! Marvelous Munich Evil and Heinous Munich Prague. Need to go back. Sporting events in Slovakia! I hate sports. When in Rome... I will now bore you with hundreds of Rome pictures... I will now excite you with the Florence PENIS PARADE PICTORIAL! Firenze (Florence), senza il penises Pisa! I was there for one day. Cold and wet Venice Milan. I was tired of carrying my camera. Back to Switzerland to eat cheese. I love Paris! I love Paris again. Last days in Paris... Disneyland!!! Four days in Spain The drive to Toronto. Back to winter wonderland Switzerland Fasnacht in Switzerland! Back in London! (just two days) Italian part of Switzerland!! Sandra comes to Canada Paleo! Open Air in Switzerland Where all the money goes

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TORONTO, CANADA Eating junk food at the Zoo. I wanted Sandra to try poutine, but all I could get was Harvey's odd mixture of fries, melted cheese and gravy.

HUNTSVILLE, CANADA My nephew Tommy.

HUNTSVILLE, CANADA Look, I'm sailing! I never seem to have any fun.

TORONTO, CANADA The Beaches, in Toronto! Sandra said, "That's a lake? I can't see the other side!". I retorted, "I think Switzerland could be an island for this lake."...and then I put my hands on my hips and did the hokey pokey, and that's what it's all about.

TORONTO, CANADA My first time in the drivers seat with Sandra in the car. In Switzerland she always drove - and I think she was a little nervous. "In all the accidents I've been in, none of them were my fault", I kept reassuring her.

TORONTO, CANADA Sandra finally comes to Toronto to endure my nutty friends, and visit with some of the insane members of my family. Quote from Sandra: "If my family met your family, it would be like 'Meet The Fockers'..."

NYON, SWITZERLAND Fields of sunflowers everywhere while driving across Switzerland.

NYON, SWITZERLAND Our friends Andrea and Nicola.

NYON, SWITZERLAND Gotta remember these crossroads, so when we're hammered we can find our way back to our area amongst the sea of multicoloured tents and the scattered bodies of unconscious partygoers.

NYON, SWITZERLAND Setting up our tent for the two days Sandra and I were enjoying the Paleo music festival. I know I look like a jackass with that rag wrapped around my head, but my hair was in my friggin' eyes.