total days spent traveling on my first 'round the world journey: 389
times I've lied about uploading stories: 101
smallest amount spent on accommodation for one night: $14.00
largest amount spent on accommodation for one night: $286.00


"Fuck you, you two bit hack. First you go and get us all exited about the greatest drunken webite out there and then you have the audacity to go and fall in love? eat shit"

Michael Alcock
somewhere in Canada


 


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TORONTO, CANADA
Eating junk food at the Zoo. I wanted Sandra to try poutine, but all I could get was Harvey's odd mixture of fries, melted cheese and gravy.

HUNTSVILLE, CANADA
My nephew Tommy.

HUNTSVILLE, CANADA
Look, I'm sailing! I never seem to have any fun.

TORONTO, CANADA
The Beaches, in Toronto! Sandra said, "That's a lake? I can't see the other side!". I retorted, "I think Switzerland could be an island for this lake."...and then I put my hands on my hips and did the hokey pokey, and that's what it's all about.

TORONTO, CANADA
My first time in the drivers seat with Sandra in the car. In Switzerland she always drove - and I think she was a little nervous. "In all the accidents I've been in, none of them were my fault", I kept reassuring her.

TORONTO, CANADA
Sandra finally comes to Toronto to endure my nutty friends, and visit with some of the insane members of my family. Quote from Sandra: "If my family met your family, it would be like 'Meet The Fockers'..."

NYON, SWITZERLAND
Fields of sunflowers everywhere while driving across Switzerland.

NYON, SWITZERLAND
Our friends Andrea and Nicola.