total days spent traveling on my first 'round the world journey: 389
times I've lied about uploading stories: 101
smallest amount spent on accommodation for one night: $14.00
largest amount spent on accommodation for one night: $286.00


"I had gone to your net,and started to love your pictures,so much.they are very great. well,hope you well and happy,for ever."

Landy
Beijing, China


 
2008 CALENDARS!

That's right, now there's three of them and I took all the pictures! Exquisitely designed by yours truly, I've filled these calendars up with some of the finest imagery your money can buy.

The first is keeping with tradition, the ohronniewhereartthou.com Around the World calendar, with twelve months of the best images of my travels. And now for your purchasing pleasure, I've added two more: the 2008 Flora calendar with flower images so vibrant you'd think the calendar was a scratch-and-sniff, and the 2008 Italy calendar because Italy is an amazing country and it deserves the Ronnie calendar treatment. Ciao!

NEW STUFF...

PENIS MOUSEPADS!
They make a great gift! My mom has bought all three for my dad's birthday.

T-SHIRT OR GIRLIE-T!
You'll never be as cool as me, but this is a step in the right direction.

I'll be expanding this page - adding things for you to purchase from around the world (not typical generic crap, but weird, odd, and sometimes disturbing stuff), Keep checking back here for new items. If you want to be notified of new items being posted, then sign up to my mailing list (look to the left).

BTW, if you're a retailer and you're interested in distributing my products, send me an email!.

2008 ohronniewherearthou.com Around the World twelve month calendar!
12 x 18 inches of travel photos galore!
$18.99 CAD
2008 Flora calendar
12 months of gorgeous flowers. 12 x 18-inch, intensley vibrant images, I took the pictures - so you know it'll be great.
$18.99 CAD
2008 Italy calendar
So many images of Italy...
12 x 18-inch black and white twelve month calendar.
$18.99 CAD
PENIS MOUSEPAD 1
"Ahh Nuts! I think I just threw my back out again."

7.5-inch x 8-inch mousepad
$ 8.95
PENIS MOUSEPAD 2
"Really Herc? You want to give me another golden shower? OK, but where do you think you're puttin' that thing in your hand?"

7.5-inch x 8-inch mousepad
$ 8.95
PENIS MOUSEPAD 3
"Sometimes I feel like a nut, sometimes I don't."

7.5-inch x 8-inch mousepad
$ 8.95



OHRONNIEWHEREARTTHOU.COM
T-SHIRT

2-colour front print on black t-shirt
$ 12.95